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The Pole Incident

I went through an almost similar incident as Natalia's mini-tiang-embarrassment.
You see, the exit we went through, there was this mini tiang thingy RIGHT at the centre of the exit. Yes, you would think I rammed into that tiang thingy. But how funny would THAT be? Noooo, what I DID was... I was walking and walking then SUDDENLY, that tiang thingy was going THROUGH me! (or rather under me) YES, MY GOOD PEOPLE, it went through my legs! VERY, VERY OBSCENE AND INCREDIBLY EMBARASSING BUT ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS TO SAY THE LEAST!

-Natalia of www.xanga.com/misswishful/




But I was much more UNFORTUNATE.


Yes, you might have guessed it, I didn't go through it, I rammed into it instead. She's lucky because the pole in her college was shorter, while the one I rammed into (near Asia Cafe) was much taller.


A clearer view of the height of the pole a.k.a. tiang thingy?



Yeah, OUCH! =(


I'm so unlucky. Stupid @#$!@$$!% tiang thingy!

Comments

-KeNt- said…
omg...how she can go through the tiang?
vpws said…
-KeNt-:
she tall mar.. summore her tiang shorter..

f*cker la u.. ask about her in MY blog pulak.. bloody horny b*tch!
Anonymous said…
haha mmg bodo betul
is not the tiang out of no where la.. u oni suddenly muncul
karyn lee. said…
hahahahahahahhaa yeah i agree with chia wei.

funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! kesian your prized possession ;D
Jules said…
pity man u..how are u now?
i meant the girl..btw how r u doin vince?kakaka..
Anonymous said…
OWNAGE!
So do you squeal as you talk now or still normal? HEhehehe!
Anonymous said…
HAPPY FATHERS DAY !!!!
vpws said…
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vpws said…
thecw:
ish.. tak guna punye pompuan.. wait, u kena den i'll laugh nicely.. lol~


ryn:
ish.. terrible la u.. haha~

yeap.. have sympathy on me.. :(


lolita :
ish.. whack u den only u know.. grrrrr..

how am i doing? OMG did i hear that wrongly? that doesnt sound like u.. r u sure u're julia? :S


Slinky:
hahahahaha.. i definitely don't talk like i have nitrogen in my lungs la.. lol~ bugger ketawa saja tau~ :P


aman23:
just tried.. FORTUNATELY can! :) hahaha!


nigellwl:
haha.. dun worry it's celebratable! :P
Anonymous said…
serves u rite vincent. god punishs horny ppl.b pure.
vpws said…
brendan:
iSh, since when i'm horny!? i'm always (purely) innocent ok!? lolx~
Anonymous said…
hahha..damn funny wei
vpws said…
Anonymous:
it's painfully funny though.. :P
Anonymous said…
u innocent???? since when??? i'm sure a lot of ur friends won't agree with that.
Anonymous said…
Remember Karma dude. you made your lil bro shoot too much liao.
vpws said…
brendan:
hahahaha.. u got it right about most of my friends won't agree with me but u got it wrong about saying that i'm not innocent.. which i AM! :P hahahaha~


Anonymous:
hahahahaha what's WRONG with my lil bro shooting too much? :P
aman23 said…
holy shit, after seeing the pic, i really won't want my lil bro to get hit by that!
vpws said…
aman23:
haha it's not lil bro getting hit.. it's hitting ur lil bro to it! lol~!
Anonymous said…
u r just gross ,vincent
vpws said…
brendan:
gross!? lol! y gross!? hahaha~
Anonymous said…
obviously it can still erect.. obviously it can still shoot..
but i wonder...is it crumpled at one part?
or did it get shorter after u hit it? LOL
Anonymous said…
its gross cuz with the amount of comments ppl are saying abt ur shooting n erecting, explains if u r innocent. which u still aren't
vpws said…
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vpws said…
fattyx:
haha babi la u kelvin.. :P it's still perfect! haha~


brendan:
ey! that means THEY r not innocent, but i am! :P lol~ u can c dat from my reply! :P
Anonymous said…
ah...mayb not shorter or crumpled...but did it change colour? like something suffocating for breath ... it changes colour to .... :P
vpws said…
fattyx:
i didn't know it can change colour.. hahaha! omg u're gross! don't corrupt an innocent boy ere.. lol~
Anonymous said…
omg. vincent. i 101% bet that immedietely after you go home you CONFIRM tfk to check wether its alright. Wait a minute, but Isn't that your routine?lol. relek la. u everyday exercise it, sure strong one. no problem lah.
vpws said…
jiat:
hahaha bugger! of coz not la! i'm not THAT horny ok!? i know it's your normal routine but it doesn't mean that i do.. hahaha~ exercise? lol! teach me how lar? carry dumbbell? hehe~
Anonymous said…
oh good lord la....... i ain't coming to look at ur comments any more.. GROSS.. PERVERTED VINCENT...
vpws said…
brendan:
haha brendan performing the act of innocence? lol~
Anonymous said…
i m innocent. nobody is pure. and i am nobody!!!
Anonymous said…
vincent.. when YOU suffocate... ur face tends to turn purple.. or mayb red... i wonder if the same effect happens to ur lil boy =) ah sorry.. large boy... it got the wind knocked out of it >< ahhh pityful
vpws said…
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vpws said…
brendan:
OMG, 1st time i hear that.. salute u la can't think of that.. hahahaha! well, since u said u're nobody, now u're somebody that said he's nobody! n somebody is part of everybody, n everybody is horny! wuakakakakaka!


fattyx:
hahahahahahaha! u've got a point there.. but too bad i didn't have the time to check it.. :P probably i did change to red or mayb blue black? lol!! omg, u're corrupting me.. crap.. i used to b so innocent.. sob sob.. :'(
Anonymous said…
u r so damn bent on proving urself innocent n all of us as horny??hahah.. it takes one to know one... oh well vincent, i tot of sumthing u didn't but remember that thing u spelt my name upside down n reserve, haha i still use it in msn today.
vpws said…
brendan:
haha chill wey..
lol, u mean "sMd^"? hehehehe~
Anonymous said…
sumthing like that la... n i never see u at the gym n as usual ur brb on msn is 5 years later
vpws said…
brendan:
hahaha.. look at the time we go la, and i hardly change my nick when i go to the gym nowadays coz it's right after college.. :P
Anonymous said…
and i onli go on fri, sat and sunday=) too bz in college
vpws said…
brendan:
haha icic.. too bz kau-ing girls la huh? hehe~
Anonymous said…
oh gosh! be careful next time =p
Anonymous said…
oh shut up la.. aku budak baik!! and i'm happy being single... and my gym card has finally been found/processed..and geez la update.and bz more like doing work...
vpws said…
suzanne:haha yeah i will thanks! :)


brendan:
hahaha budak baik!? sure anot? lol~ :P oh kewl congrats.. lol~

updated ad la bro.. haha~ so many summore.. :P
Anonymous said…
Great site loved it alot, will come back and visit again.
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